About TDI Yuri Pairings

Yeah, I'd like to speak about yuri pairings for Total Drama characters. First off, as some of you know, I'm a fan of yuri. Why? Because both sides in the pairing are females, plus a small portion of my 18+ pics are yuri anyways. I've seen many, but I've thought of what seems to be the most fitting for the TDI girls. I warn you, though, some of the stuff you will read may be offensive to you. Here they are.:

1. First off, I'd like to start off with HeatherxLindsay. Why? Well, back in the first episodes of the first season, Heather, Lindsay, and Beth formed an alliance, even though the rules are severely uneven. What does this have to do with the pairing? Well, Heather and Lindsay are both hotties even though Lindsay's mentally disoriented (Four years in 8th grade and sometimes forgets names), and Beth, well, she looks like a potato that's wearing glasses and fabric. Also, Lindsay has G-cup breasts (I use UK measurements) while Heather has D-cup breasts (like Bridgette), so chances are, Heather would have Lindsay as her "cow" since Lindsay would have a lot more milk.

2. Secondly, let's go for Heather and Gwen. This would be the second biggest female-to-female rivalry between any of the TD characters, #1 being the rivalry between Heather and Leshawna. Yeah, Gwen's the hottest in my book, both in TDI females and cartoon females in general. Of course as big of a rivalry as there already is between the two, they would make a great yuri pairing. Now for those of you who like bondage, you know BDSM, right? Well, if you do, you know how dominatrices are like top dog and subs are like servants. Well, I made two polls about who is the most dominative and who is the most submissive. 20 of 76 people said that Heather is the most dominative TDI girl, no surprise there unless if Heather's dealing with Leshawna. Of course to my own surprise, 19 of 98 people said that Gwen is the most submissive. Imagine Heather having Gwen as her own sex slave.

3. Next, there's GwenxBridgette. What can I say, the two are best friends, I think. Also, their facial structure looks very similar: Relaxed eyes, horizontal noses, and half-crescent lips. Of course Bridgette, for a hot chick, is somewhat underrated.

4. Now you may be thinking about GwenxCourtney. Yeah, they're the two hottest chicks in the series, and they both have a rivalry with each other, which of course is Courtney's biggest rivalry. Of course since Courtney has DD-cup breasts and Gwen has C-cups, Gwen would have more milk from Courtney than Courtney would from Gwen.

5. Oddly enough, there's LindsayxBeth. yeah, it ain't popular, but it's very fitting since Lindsay and Beth were best friends in the series. Of course I consider it to be odd since Beth's a potato and Lindsay's a hottie. Also, Lindsay got Beth incarcerated since Lindsay's as smart as a walnut. Of course since Beth was raised in a farm, aka rural land, it'd make complete sense if Lindsay was Beth's ponygirl.

6. Now what about KatiexSadie. Yeah, it's a stupid thought at first, but what can I say? They're as addicted to each other as a Twitard would be with Twilight. Now if they were a yuri couple, maybe Katie would get more attention. Seriously, Katie and Blaineley are hotties who are seriously underrated. Funny thing, I had thoughts of Katie being a sex slave to Sadie. Of course since Katie's hot and Sadie's a potato, I could see why I thought of it.

7. Anne MariaxZoey: Now there's the biggest rivalry in the fourth season of Total Drama. The main reason for the rivalry is Mike/Vito, but this journal wasn't supposed to give a crap about him. Now let's take a look at those two. Anne Maria is based off of Snooki. Zoey on the other hand may as well be the hottest TDROTI chick. What's funny is, Anne Maria's like 180 lbs, yet she isn't a potato. Then again, since Anne Maria and Snooki have similar properties, chances are Anne Maria will go as far as having sex with Zoey. Of course chances are Zoey would most likely be Anne Maria's servant in a sexual relationship.

Well, there ya have it.